Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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