Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
