Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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