I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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