When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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