yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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