yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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