there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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