On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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