I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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