i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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