is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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