I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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