If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
love makes seman taste better
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize