she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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