How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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