Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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