I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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