So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Someone signed my nipple.
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