Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I need a beard to bite.
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