I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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