is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
