I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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