sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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