Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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