everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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