I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
