I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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