No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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