that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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