Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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