No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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