Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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