The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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