i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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