I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We talked him into tasing himself.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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