Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
