Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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