doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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