It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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