Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize