so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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