your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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