Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
