12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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