Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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