I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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