Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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