some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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