I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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