dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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