it was like eating out sand paper
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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