He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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